双语笑话:长寿秘诀 Secret For a Long Life
日期:2013-06-26 17:30

(单词翻译:单击)

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says.

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,那女士说。

What's your secret for a long, happy life? I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?Twenty-six.

你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。哦,真神奇,女士说。你高寿?二十六。
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