A man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
有一个人去看医生，说：“医生，不管我碰哪里，都好疼。”

The doctor asks: “What do you mean?”
医生问：“什么意思啊？”

The man says: “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. When I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
这个人说：“当我碰我的肩膀时，真的很疼。碰到膝盖时，哎呦，用手碰前额时，真的真的非常疼。”

The doctor says: “I know what’s wrong with you. You’ve broken your finger!”
医生说：“我知道原因了，那是因为你的手指断了。”