Little fire starter: Alice chews on a fireworks box holding a lit match to celebrate July 4
妈妈说不要玩火

Fancy a slice? Poor Mr Engledow loses a finger after allowing Alice to cut the pizza
手指头切掉了

Flipping good fun! Alice Bee makes her father pancakes for his breakfast in bed
我不但负责烙饼子，还要配合爸爸玩杂技，虽然我玩得很开心，但还是想说一句，我怎么摊上了这样一个爹，只能笑看人生了

Scary stuff: Clearly Alice Bee doesn't think much of the Twilight saga as a bedtime story爸爸，我要睡觉啊，你别给我念吸血鬼了

You missed a bit! Apparently if Alice makes a mess, she must learn to clean it up herself
好可怜，这么大的吸尘器，我就弄脏了一小块而已啊.....

Life in the fast lane: Alice gets a thrilling ride on the roof of the car as dad drives to work
这是我们家自制的云霄飞车

Busy Bee: Multiple Alices cause havoc in the kitchen while Mr Engledow's back is turned.

爸爸，你知不是道什么叫“天上的一天就是地上的一年”

Squeaky clean: Mr Engledow instructs Alice on how to keep the World's Best Father mug in top condition
我是勤劳可爱的小清洁工，爸爸，那个“世界上最好的爸爸杯”是你自己花钱买的吧，

Splashing around: Alice goes for a nautical look to help her dad shave.
爸爸，我没有胡子，只能给你服务了

The washing machine doubles as a baby bathtub in the Engledow household
爸爸，你到底是要给我洗澡还是给你自己洗？

Cereal drama: Breakfast time appears to be a messy business for Alice and her dad
早餐不能自理的一家四口