As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'svoiceurgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
一个老人驾车在高速路上疾驰，这时他的车载电话响了。接通后，电话中传出他老婆焦急的声音，“赫尔曼，刚刚新闻说280号公路上有辆车逆行，你要小心啊！”
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
“该死的，”赫尔曼说，“谁说只有一辆啊！简直有上百辆！”