The Looney Bin
疯人院
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑！”另一个说：“你怎么知道？”
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
第一个人说：“上帝对我说的！”
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说！”