The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry): "So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was kicked to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"

Soph. (meekly):"The right leg, sir."

学监（非常生气）：“现在你承认这可怜的新生被踢进这蛙池里，浑身湿透？那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢？”

二年级学生（恭顺地）：“右腿，先生。”