A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".

Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。

他问：“主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”

男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”

最后男子请求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士吗?”上帝回答:“过一秒钟。”