让交警为之崩溃的一次驾驶
日期:2012-03-07 10:09

(单词翻译:单击)

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙摇开窗户问警察:怎么了,警官?

没事,我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术,很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么?

他想了一会说哦,我觉得,我应该去考驾照。

坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的,他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.

后面座位的家伙说我告诉你,偷来的车我们走不远的。

此时,行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音:我们穿过了边境了吗?

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重点单词
  • licensen. 执照,许可证,特许 vt. 允许,特许,发许可证给
  • trunkn. 树干,躯干,干线, 象鼻,(汽车后部)行李箱 (复
  • bordern. 边界,边境,边缘 vt. 与 ... 接壤,加边于
  • muffledadj. 听不清的;蒙住的 v. 裹住;蒙住…的头;捂住