Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

疯人院 一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：我是拿破仑！

另一个说：你怎么知道？

第一个人说：上帝对我说的！

一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：我没说！