Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒菌区别开呢？

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。