双语笑话:我要让她发疯
日期:2011-09-09 13:14

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 Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."

 "But you're not wearing any of those things."

 "I know," said Mrs. Flinders." It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."

  福林德斯夫人决定让人给她画肖像。她告诉那位肖像画家说:“画我带着钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯,还有红宝石垂饰。”

 “但你现在没带这其中的任何一样饰品。”

 “我知道。”福林德斯夫人说,“万一我先我丈夫死去,我肯定他会立刻再婚。我要让那个女人为寻找这些珠宝而发疯。”

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重点单词
  • necklacen. 项链
  • portraitn. 肖像,画像 adj. (文件页面)竖的
  • jewelryn. 珠宝,珠宝类
  • diamondn. 钻石,像钻石的物质,菱形,纸牌的方块,棒球内场 v