Smile. For real. With teeth。

微笑——真诚、露齿。

Friend him on Facebook, obviously。

在微博、人人、开心上加他为好友。

Grab his arm during the scary part。

看到吓人的情节时，及时挽住他的手臂。

Hand him a copy of a book you think he’d like, with all your clever marginalia scribbled inside。

给他一本你认为他会喜欢的书，附带你机智而潦草的读书笔记。

Dance! With him or not。

跳舞吧！和不和他一起都没有关系。

Just be really, really good at whatever it is you do—tamale making, number crunching, karaoke. He’ll notice。

做你擅长的事，玉米粉蒸肉、数字捣弄、K歌。他会留意到的。

Touch him somewhere un-erogenous-wrist, elbow-but also unnecessary。

抚摸他——不敏感的地方，比如腕、肘，但也不一定要这样。

Invent a little gesture that says, “You. Here. Now。”

发明一些手势，暗示“你，现在，过来”。