双语笑话:你活不成了
日期:2011-06-15 13:18

(单词翻译:单击)

You're Not Going to Make it

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

  "Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.

  On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

 "I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."
你活不成了

 一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。

 “你丈夫病得很重,”医生说,“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一,一日三餐,要营养美味。第二,给他一个轻松的环境,不要抱怨。第三,每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”

 在驱车回家的路上,丈夫问道:“医生说了什么?”

“很遗憾,”妻子说,“你活不成了。”

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重点单词
  • survivaln. 生存,幸存者
  • gravelyadv. 严肃地;严峻地;沉重地;严重地
  • hallwayn. 门厅;玄关;走廊
  • complainvi. 抱怨,悲叹,控诉
  • passionateadj. 热情的,易怒的,激情的
  • physiciann. 内科医生
  • environmentn. 环境,外界