Peugeot Pants
If you can't afford a Peugeot, just buy the pants!

标致汽车（Peugeot）裤子
如果买不起标致汽车，那就买条裤子吧。

Sunday Pants
The Sunday Pants were designed for couch potatoes – joggers with a detachable tablecloth and pockets for remote controls.

星期天裤子
星期天裤子是为那些电视迷设计的-运动裤上有两块可拆卸的桌布，口袋用来装遥控器。

Winker Pants
An American artist has created eye-opening trousers that wink at people as you walk. William Jones' ‘Winkers' features a pair of eyes that stare out from the wearer's buttocks.

臀部会放电的牛仔裤
一位美国艺术家设计了一款走路时眼睛会张开并向人们放电的牛仔裤。威廉琼斯把眼睛放在了裤子的臀部处。


iPad Pocket Pants
Okay iPod, cool. iPhone, sweet. iPad?, fine. iGotaBigAssPocket pants, what the hell? I swear the world will overflow with Apple stuff.

IPAD口袋牛仔裤
嗯，iPod，酷。iPhone，不错。iPad？太好了。这种大口袋牛仔裤（iGotaBigAssPocket）是什么东东？我发誓，世界将随处可见苹果产品。

Fart Pants
These would make a great Halloween costume.

带放屁兜的裤子
这个在万圣节穿不错。

Converse Shoes-Pants
I wouldn't recommend going shopping wearing one of these.

帆布鞋裤子
去购物时，我不建议你穿。

Bloomer Pants
If fashion criminals ran bordellos, this is what the, er, ladies, would wear. Or at least, they would – if The Fashion Police hadn't seized these trousers and thrown them into the Fashion Police jail, where they're doomed to remain for a very long time. We hope you'll all sleep better tonight knowing they're safely under lock and key. If you absolutely MUST set them free, though, bail is set at £330 and is payable to Yoox.com.

灯笼裤
如果时尚罪犯逃出妓院，这就是，呃，那些妓女们要穿的。或者，至少她们会穿- 如果时尚警察没有逮住这些裤子，没能把这些裤子扔在时尚警察监狱里，那么这些裤子注定要流行很长一段时间了。我们希望你们知道这些裤子被锁在了一个很安全的地方，今晚都能睡个好觉。如果你绝对得给这些裤子自由，那么，保释金是330英镑，支付给Yoox.com网站就好。

Britain's Wrongest Pants
Wallace and Gromit's creator Nick Park has the wrongest wrong trousers in Britain. Wearing a dashing outfit on a bicycle in typical Wallace pose, the award-winning film-maker received 26 per cent of the votes in an online poll to find the celebrity owner of the 'wrongest trousers'. It was all part of annual charity event Wrong Trousers Day, which is supported by Metro.

英国最搞笑的裤子
酷狗宝贝的创作者尼克帕克在英国设计了这款最最搞笑的裤子。获奖电影制作人穿着潇洒的礼服骑着自行车，摆一个标准的华莱士姿势，在寻找穿着“最搞笑的裤子”的名人在线投票中，他得到了26%支持率。这是年度慈善活动“最搞笑的裤子”一天的全部内容，是由麦德龙赞助的。