A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

一位女士向警方报案，说她的丈夫失踪了。警方赶来问明情况。她向警方做了描述，说他的丈夫身高6英尺有2，金色卷发，对人一笑，人见人爱。然后警方又去隔壁打听，以求验证。隔壁的太太告诉警察，说：“别信她的，他的丈夫身高也不过5.4英尺。头发都没了，一脸的苦相，愁眉不展。”说完，邻居走了。警察又回过头来问这位太太，为什么要向警方撒谎。太太说：“因为我只是向你们报了案，又没有说让你们替我把他找加来！”