英文原文

【英文原文】

Thought You Were My Wife

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

中文译文

【中文译文】

我还以为你是我老婆呢
一个烂醉如泥的人走进了一间酒吧，站了一会走到酒吧里唯一的女人面前坐下来，把手放在他的裙子上开始毛手毛脚起来。

女人跳起来狠狠地删了他一记耳光。

男人当即道歉并解释说:"对不起，我把你当成我老婆了，你长得特别像她。"

"你个醉鬼、贱货、婊子养的！"女人尖叫着骂道。

“真奇怪”男人嘟囔着“就连声音都很像”
(翻译：译言网)