Two strangers at a pub
　　Shelly:[To bartender] Can you turn on the TV, please? Thanks.
　　Aliang: [Looks at TV] A Michael Jackson video. I used to love his music when I was young.
　　Shelly: Too bad he turned out to be a pedophile.
　　Aliang: He’s always been pretty weird. He built an amusement park at his house.
　　Shelly: Probably to attract little kids.
　　Aliang: He even had a fan club called the Rubberhead Club of kids called "rubbers".
　　Shelly: That’s right. I heard that the boy accusing him of molestation was called his "rubba rubba friend."
　　Aliang: He was so freaky that he made them watch episodes of the Three Stooges every day, memorize lines from Peter Pan and say "No" to drugs.

　　两个陌生人在一间酒吧内
　　莎莉：对酒保）能麻烦你把电视打开吗？谢了。
　　阿良：（看电视）麦克杰克逊的录像带。我年轻时曾经好喜欢他的音乐。
　　莎莉：真可惜他变成一个恋童癖。
　　阿良：他一向都相当奇怪。他在家里盖了一个游乐园。
　　莎莉：或许是要吸引小孩子吧。
　　阿良：他还有一个叫做‘橡皮头’的儿童歌迷俱乐部，当中的小孩被称为‘橡皮’。
　　莎莉：对呀。我听他说控告他性侵害的男孩被称为是他的‘小橡皮朋友’。
　　阿良：他超怪的，他还要他们每天都看《三个傻子》的影集，背《小飞侠彼得潘》的台词，还要对毒品说‘不’。
　　重点解说
　　pedophile (n.) 恋童癖者
　　amusement park 游乐园
　　accuse (v.) 指控，控告
　　molestation (n.) 性侵害
　　episode (n.) （电视等的）连续剧的一集。Three Stooges则是美国喜剧影集《三个傻子》，在四○至六○年代相当受欢迎，内容是三个傻蛋的生活经历与冒险。
　　memorize (v.) 记住，背熟
　　line (n.) 台词。Peter Pan就是童话故事《小飞侠彼得潘》，彼得潘是一位永远长不大的小男孩，他在‘梦幻岛’Never Land中带领一群小孩对抗虎克船长。