洪恩朗文3L看听学英语第二册 Lesson 55 Professor Boffin buys some eggs

Mrs Boffin: Go to the grocer’s
and get some eggs
and some matches please, dear.
Professor: Good morning.
May I have some eggs
and some matches please?
Grocer: Eggs and matches.
I’m afraid
that I haven’t any matches.
Mrs Boffin: Well, dear?
Professor: He had some eggs,
but he hadn’t any matches.
Mrs Boffin: Where are the eggs, dear?
Professor: Here, in my pocket.
Mrs Boffin: Don’t hit your pocket like that!
Oh! Look at those eggs!