A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she says.
"What's your secretfor a long,happy life?”
"I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of whiskey a week,
eat fatty foods and never exercise."
“Wow,that's amazing,"says the woman.
"How old are you?”
"Twenty-six."
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇晃的小老头。
“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”
那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，
吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿?”
“二十六。”

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