Beer is a powerful drug.
啤酒是一种有力的麻醉5+rYd+g8E16ei。
So are cigarettes.
就像香烟一样Y(uRG&UVqWC=w%CPW。
Which would you prefer?
你更喜欢哪个？
What do you mean?
你的意思是？
When you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.
当你死后去了天堂，他们会提供给你啤酒或香烟N&oXCrPbG~cr。
I could pick only one or the other?
我只能任选其一吗？
Yes. Nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.
是的Xp]#T(M,hcy.(,HpXM^Z。没有什么是完美的，即使在天堂UL(A-OkJST@8。
Boy, that's a tough one.
孩子，这是个艰难的选择EJWl]A]N]ml~YIa。
What's so tough about it? Of course, I would pick cigarettes.
有什么艰难的？显然，我会选香烟4ljS1ys0TuLk。
But cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
但喝过冰啤酒后来根香烟感觉会更好AbsAFseUEQi!Sz。
Well, you can't have everything.
好吧，你不能得到所有sSG(Mb--d;~。
I don't think I want to go to your heaven.
我认为我不想去你所说的天堂A*ecdo]ez^tJ。

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