I hate shaving.

我讨厌刮胡子KAB,HSb_4[Bw7vo8。
Me too.
我也是c&H.f(~!W|tne1*。
I just cut myself again.
我又一次自己刮WOOi*tgyomeCQ。
Did you use a new blade?
你用新刀片了吗？
It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.
没关系MrDB)senC@Pi5。旧刀片可以刮，新刀片也可以刮6Js5N~~|nSU5。
Maybe you should use an electric shaver.
或许你应该用电动剃须刀eH!tsLJ6mY@+D=C。
They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
它们有很大噪音，但是不会有刮伤的危险QV,c5rq+VpmPwC)|=。

Maybe you should stop shaving.
或许你不该再刮胡子N-Do~prjj(qXw。
And grow a beard?
然后让胡子长起来？
Sure. Why not?
当然![beG.)SWKDa1K。为什么不呢？
Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
因为食物和其他东西会粘在我的胡子上q]&sBY**~h。
Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
嗯z9YpxHWM|J3vW=TlWY_。我有个主意0v]!fQgl,c3L*yT5P|5。把剃须膏涂在脸上让猫咪舔干净EqRDf7=E^5Mp。
What?
什么？

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