英语双关幽默语集锦
日期:2011-03-28 09:23

(单词翻译:单击)

1. A dog gives birth to puppies near the road, but was ticketing for littering.
litter: 乱扔垃圾,一窝(幼仔)
A:一只狗妈妈在路边产下了狗宝宝,却因乱扔垃圾而被警察开罚单。
B:一只狗妈妈在路边产下了狗宝宝,却因为产下一窝幼仔而警察开罚单。

2. Boiled eggs are hard to beat in the morning.
beat: 打败
beat egg:搅打鸡蛋
A:早上,吃煮鸡蛋是最好的选择。
B:早上,煮熟的鸡蛋很难搅拌。

3. To some, Marriage is a word, to others, a sentence.
sentence: 句子,判刑
A:对有些人来说,“婚姻”是个词,对另一些来说,是个句子。
B:对有些人来说,“婚姻”是个词,对另一些来说,是判刑。

4. A: Those who jump off from Paris Bridge are in Seine. (从巴黎桥上跳下去的人在塞纳河里)
B: Those who jump off from Paris Bridge are insane.(从巴黎桥上跳下去的人疯了)

5. I have been to see the dentist several times, so I know the drill.
drill: 钻头,步骤,程序
A:我去牙医那好几次了,知道那个牙钻头。
B:我去牙医那几次了,了解了看牙的步骤。



6. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tyred.
A:自行车自己站不起来,因为它只有两个轮胎(two-tyred)
B:自行车自己站不起来,因为它它现在太累了(too tired)



7. You could most irritate a farmer by treading on his corn?
corn: 玉米/谷物,脚底的鸡眼
A:如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的。
B:如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。


8. A: A criminal’s best asset is his liability (一个罪犯的最大的资产是他的责任感)
B: A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability (一个罪犯最大的资产是他撒谎的能力)

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重点单词
  • liabilityn. 责任,可能性,债务,不利因素,倾向
  • cornn. 谷物,小麦,玉米 v. 形成(颗粒状),腌,(用谷
  • drilln. 钻孔机,钻子,反复操练,播种机 v. 钻孔,(军事
  • irritatev. 激怒,使 ... 发怒,使疼痛或发炎
  • criminaladj. 犯罪的,刑事的,违法的 n. 罪犯
  • dentistn. 牙科医生
  • seinen. 塞纳河(法国北部河流)
  • beatv. 打败,战胜,打,敲打,跳动 n. 敲打,拍子,心跳