A Check your spelling
"Have you ever had trouble trying to spell a word?" I asked my husband one day.
"Yes, sometimes. Why, what happened?" He asked.
"This afternoon, I was in the town center, where I had been doing some shopping. I suddenly realized I didn't have any money left. So I quickly went to the bank to cash a cheque. I wanted to withdraw $40 from our bank account, but I couldn't remember if 40 was spelled, 'fourty ''forty.'"
"What did you do?" my husband asked.
"I took out $50 instead."I said.

B Proverbial kid.
A new family moved into the house next door to me a few weeks ago. They have two sons called william and Wayne. William is 14 years old, and his little brother is only 3. I soon noticed that the two boys were always together. You never saw one without the other. I thought it was very strange. I had been thinking about this for some time when one day I saw the boys' mother in the street." Why are your sons always together, even though they have nothing in common?" I asked her."Well," she replied. "Didn't you know?" 'Where there's a Will there's a Wayne'."