What you want is a television set
　　　
Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.
One day, a young man asked her to become his wife. She answered, "No, John, I won't marry you. I want to marry a man who is famous, who can play music, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when I'm tired of listening." The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Bertha, "It isn't a man you're looking for. It's a television set."

你要的是台电视机

伯莎是个非常漂亮的姑娘。许多年轻男子都想要娶她，但他对它们却都不满意。
　　有一天，一个年轻人请求她做他的妻子。她回答说：“不行，约翰，我不想嫁给你，我要嫁给一个有名的人。他会弹奏乐曲，会讲有趣的故事。他不抽烟也不喝酒，每天晚上都呆在家里，当我不想听时他就停止说话。”
　　年轻人站起身，拿起他的外衣朝门走去，在离开房间以前，他转身对伯莎说：“你要的不是一个男人，而是一台电视机。”