Luggage

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.'Do you always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed.
'No more,'the man said.'Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!'

行李

一个商人拖着他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大号旅行袋登上飞机，真够费劲的。 在一位机务乘员的帮助下， 他终于设法将旅行袋进了头顶上的行李箱。“您总是携带这么重的行李？”她叹息道。
“再也不会了，”那人说道，“下次，我待在旅行袋内，我的同伴买票！”