The Timelessness of Pigs

Originally in English

A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple

growing there.

A passerby saw him doing this and said,

“Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them

near his snout? It will save time!”

“You dummy,” sneered the farmer,

“Pigs don’t care about time!”

谁的时间概念

有个农夫把他的猪举起来，让它吃得到树上的苹果。

一位路人看到了就说：「你干嘛不摘下那些苹果，

直接喂给猪吃？这样比较省时间！」

结果那位农夫嗤之以鼻说：「你真笨！猪又没时间概念！」