Early Big Shopping
Originally in Chinese
An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
The judge asked him, "What is the crime you
have committed?" The offender said, "I went
shopping too early during the New Year."
The judge said, "This is not a crime!
Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
early did you go shopping?"
He answered, "The shop was not yet
open for business,
and I was already inside."

提早大抢购
有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，

太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！

可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’

他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。’