Your Cat Might Be Trying to Call

(Originally in English)

At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!”

the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!”

And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir,

that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”

The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very

intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”

So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up.

He might be trying to call you!”

反将一军 　

警察局的电话响了，警察接起电话说：「喂！喂！」

「我的猫不见了！」警察说：「先生，很抱歉！

这不是警察的职责，我们太忙了！」

对方说：「但是你不了解，这是一只很聪明的猫，

他几乎像人一样可以说话！」于是警察说道：

「那你最好挂断电话，他可能正试着打电话给你！」