Who's Driving the Wrong Way?

(Originally in English)

There was an old man, who was driving his car
home on the highway. And suddenly the phone in
his car rang. It was his wife calling him, and she
said,. "Hey John, I'm sorry to disturb your
driving, but you know what? A report on the
radio said there was a crazy man driving the
wrong way on the highway. So please be
careful, okay?" And the husband said, "Oh,
yeah! But it's not just one person;
there are hundreds of them!"

逆向行驶
　　有一位老先生开车行驶在高速公路上准备回家，
这时突然车子里的行动电话响了，是他太太打电话给他，
他太太说道：「嗨！约翰，很抱歉打扰你开车，因为我
听到收音机报导说有个疯狂的男人正在高速公路上逆向
行驶，所以你要小心注意哦，好吗？」老先生回答：
「是啊！不是只有一个人而已，我看到有好几百人都
逆向行驶！」