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每日笑话(8.25):Be Patient and the Proof Will Come
日期:2008-08-25 10:30

(单词翻译:单击)

Be Patient and the Proof Will Come
(Originally in English)
Once a patient was lying on a hospital bed feeling nervous
because it didn't look like his doctor knew what he was
doing. The doctor was discussing the patient's problem with
other doctors and none of the other doctors agreed with his
doctor. So the patient became worried and said, "Doctor,
there must be a lot of doubts about my case, right?" And the
doctor replied, "Why do you say that? No. Where did you get
that idea?" So the patient said, "It looks like all the other
doctors disagree with you." Then the doctor answered,
"Yeah, maybe a little bit. They don't agree with some points,
but in a similar case last week I proved I was right after we
checked the patient's dead body."

耐心等待,便知分晓

一位病人很不安地躺在医院的病床上,因为他的主治医生似乎不怎么高明。
这位医生和其他医生讨论病人的病情时,其他医生都不同意他的诊断,所以
病人很担心地问道:「医生,我的病一定有很多疑窦吧?」医生说:「你为
什么这么说?没这回事,你怎么会这样想?」病人说:「好像其他医生都不
同意你的诊断。」医生回答:「也许有一点吧,他们是有些不同的看法。但
是上星期有一个类似的病例,我们检验了病人的尸体后,证明我的诊断才正确!」

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