A Misplaced Guide

Once a hunting party was hopelessly getting lost all the time.
And so the hunting party leader and the hunters became very
angry. And one of them said to the guide, very angrily,
"I thought you advertised that you were the best guide in
New York State." And the guide was also confused and
scratched his head and said, "Yes, yes, I know, I am, I am.
But we're in Canada now!"

英雄无用武之地

　　一群猎人在旅途中一直迷路，大家显得无助又生气，其中
一位猎人怒气冲冲地向领队说：「你不是自称为纽约最佳的
向导吗？」被路况搞得昏头转向的领队搔搔头，回答说：
「没错，我的确是啊！可是我们现在是在加拿大呀！」