My Car Takes Full Service Only!!
(Originally in English)
A young woman was sitting in her stalled car, waiting for help.
Finally, two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she
purred. “Could you push me to a service station?” They readily
put their muscles to the car and rolled it for several blocks.
After a while one looked up, exhausted, only to see that they had
just passed a filling station. “How come you didn’t turn in?”
he yelled. “I never go there,” the woman shouted back. “They
don’t have full service!”* *A full-service station is one where
the personnel provides gasoline, windshield cleaning, oil check,
everything –so the customer does not need to step out of the car.

坚持全套服务
有位小姐坐在抛锚的车子里等待救援，终于有两个男人走向她。
她笑着说：「我的车子没有油了！可以请你们帮忙把它推去加
油站吗？」他们欣然上前卖力地推车子，好不容易经过了几个
街区。过了一会儿，其中一位精疲力竭的男士抬头一看，正好
看见他们刚错过一个加油站。他大叫：「为什么你不转进去？」
那个小姐大声回答：「我从不去那里，他们没有全套的服务！」

注：全套服务的加油站有工作人员帮忙加油、擦车窗、检查机油
等等，所以顾客不需要下车。