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每日笑话(7.22):Early Precaution
日期:2008-07-22 08:27

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Early Precaution

(Originally in Chinese)

There was an American couple who had no children,
so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage
contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.
It's a Russian orphan." The couple was delighted
and went to bring the baby home.
On the way home, they stopped by a university
to enroll in a Russian course. "Why do you want to learn
Russian? The English that we speak is a very good
language," the university secretary asked.
"Well, we just adopted a Russian baby. When he
begins to speak Russian in a few years, we are
afraid that we might not be able to understand
him," the couple replied.


未雨绸缪

有一对美国夫妇没有孩子,想领养个小孩。终于有一家

孤儿院通知他们说:「我们现在有一个婴儿可以让你们

收养,是个俄国孤儿。」他们很高兴,就去把婴儿抱回去。

在半路上,他们来到一所大学,想要报名学俄语,学校

里的秘书问:「你们为什么要学俄语呢?我们英语

是很好的语言啊!」这对美国夫妻说:「因为我们

刚刚领养了一个俄国婴儿,几年后等他开口讲

俄语时,到时候我们就听不懂了!」

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