Like Attracts Like

(Originally in English)

There were two psychiatrists who met in
the street, and one of them kept brushing
his jacket with his hand. So the other one
asked, "What's the problem?" Then the first
one said, "Nothing really. It's just that
recently these invisible insects have been
crawling on me." And the second
psychiatrist replied,

"Don't brush them on me, OK?"

物以类聚

两位精神科医生在路上相遇，其中一位不停地拍自己

的外套，另一位就问：「怎么啦？」第一位回答：

「没什么，只是最近身上老是有些无形的昆虫爬来爬去。」

另一位医生说：「那你可别把它们拍到我身上来！」