Works Like a Charm

(Originally in English)

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket
and asked her, “You know, I've lost my wife here in
the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few
minutes?” The woman asked him, “Why?” “Oh,
you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”

巧施妙计

　
在超市里，有位男士走向一位美丽的女子，问她说：
「我在超市和我太太走散了，你能和我聊天几分钟吗？」
这位女子问道：「为什么呢？」「喔，因为每次我和
美女讲话时，我太太就会出其不意冒出来！」