Identify yourself

(Originally In English)

A woman went into a bank and wanted some money

from her account. She said, "I want to withdraw

some money." The cashier said, "Identify yourself,

please." So the woman took out the mirror and said,

"It's me, all right! It's me."

证明身分

有一个妇人去银行要从她自己的户头里领钱，她跟银行人员说：

「我要提款。」银行人员回答：「麻烦你先证明自己的身分。」

所以那个妇人就拿出镜子照了一下说：「嗯，是我自己，没错！