Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God,
"God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very
vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to us every year.
Would You please help us hit their capital and kill them
all tomorrow!" God didn't say anything.
The next day, the bigger country came back: "Why?
Didn't we ask You in our prayers to help us strike their capital
and kill them all? Why did You send our missiles into the sea.
What do You mean by that?"
God replied, "Well, I am sorry! But your rival country
also prayed to me for exactly the same thing!"

上帝也伤脑筋

有两个国家打仗，那个比较大的国家跟上帝祷告说：「上帝、主啊！
那个国家虽然这么小，不过好凶哦！不服从我们，也不供养，
每年要一点点供养都不给，您帮我忙，明天击中他们首都中心，
让他们全部都死光光！」上帝没讲什么。
　明天那个大国又再来说了：「唉？我不是跟您祷告过了吗？
我要击中它的首都中心让他们死光光！你怎么把我的弹送到海里面去？
是什么意思啊？」上帝就说：「哎呀，对不起啦！
另外那个对方的国家也向我祷告一模一样的事！」