Who Is The Laziest?

There is a funny story about laziness. Three young men

were lying by the roadside doing nothing. A person

passed by and asked curiously, "Ah! What are you

three doing here?" They said,"Oh! We are very lazy,

so we are lying here. We do not want to work."

The person said, "Well, if this is so, you tell me

how you are lazy. I shall give one dollar to the

laziest person." If one wants to be lazy, one might

as well be completely lazy so that others have nothing

to say. One of the lazy ones said, "I am very thirsty.

I am both hungry and thirsty. I have a pear in my pocket,

but I am so lazy that I cannot take it out."
The next one said, "Well! That is nothing. The sun

keeps shining in my eyes. It hurts my eyes, but I am

too lazy to turn my head around." The third person said,

"Well, the two of them are not so bad. I am the laziest."

He continued, "I want to go to sleep very badly. I am

exhausted! But I am too lazy to close my eyes."

谁最懒

　有一个好玩的故事，有关于懒惰。有三个少年躺在路边没事做，

一个很好奇的人经过那里，他说：「啊！你们三个在干什么？」

他们就说：「哎呀！我们太懒了，所以躺在这边不想工作。」

那个人说：「好，既然这样子的话，你们现在讲你们懒惰的

地方给我听，谁最懒，我会给他一块钱！」要懒的话就懒到底，

给人佩服。其中一个说：「我现在非常口渴，又饿又渴，

有一个梨子在我口袋里面，不过我好懒喔！拿不出来。」

另外一个说：「哎！这个不算什么，现在太阳一直照我的眼睛，

很刺眼啊，不过我懒得转头。」第三个就说：「哎呀，

他们两个还很好啦，我是最懒的。」他说：「现在我好想、

好想睡觉，好累喔！不过我懒得闭眼睛。」