Angry Wife

Jim and Frank are having fun in a party one night when Jim

looks at Frank and says, “I have to get home,

or my wife is going to kill me.”
Frank says, “What? Are you kidding me?

My wife lets me do whatever I want.”
Jim says, “I know, I know,” embarrassed that his wife

controls him. He continues, “I try to sneak past her

every time. I drive really slowly down the street and

turn the headlights off 100yards short of my driveway.

Fifty feet short I turn off the engine so that I can coast in.

I shut the car door gently, open the front door to the

house quietly, take off my boots so I can go up the

stairs in my socks, and sneak through the bedroom door.

But as soon as I hit the bed, she is up screaming at me.
Frank laughs and replies, “There is your problem.

Let me tell you what I do. Every time I go home late at night,

I drive fast down my street, bump into the garage door,

and slam the car door shut. Then I kick open the front door,

stomp up the stairs, swing the bedroom door open,

and jump up on the bed. Then I shout to my wife,

‘Hey, honey, where’s my dinner?’ she’s sleeping every time I say it.”

生气的妻子

有一天晚上在一个宴会上吉姆和弗兰克玩的很愉快，这时吉姆对弗兰克说：

“我得回家了，否则我妻子会杀了我。”
弗兰克说：“什么？你开玩笑吧？我妻子让我爱干什么就干什么。”
吉姆说：“我知道，我知道。”他对他的"妻管严"很不好意思。

他继续说：“我每次都尽量悄悄的走过她身边。我的车一开进街道

就放慢速度，离着100码就关上车前灯，离50英尺我就关掉引擎滑行回家。

我轻轻地关车门，悄悄地开房子前门。我脱了靴子，穿着袜子上楼梯，

一声不响地进到卧室，可是我只要一碰床，她就冲着我大叫。
弗兰克笑着回答：“这就是你的问题了。告诉你我是怎么做的吧。

每次我晚上回家晚了，在街道上我飞快地开车，冲进车库的门，

砰的一声关上车门。然后踢开前门，重重的踩着楼梯拧开卧室门，跳上床。

然后对我妻子叫道：‘嘿，亲爱的，我的晚饭在哪儿？’

每次我这么说的时候，她总是睡着了。”