Make Up For Cat

A driver is making an apology to a housewife for running

over and killing her pet cat. He promised that

he would make up for her loss.
“Fine,” the housewife said, “but can you actually catch mice?”

补偿猫的损失

一个汽车司机因为轧死了一位家庭妇女的宠物猫而向她道歉，

承诺要对她的损失给予补偿。
“好吧。”妇女说：“那你真的能抓老鼠吗？”