Alphabet

Teacher: Jeremy, please use “I” in a sentence.
Jeremy: I is ---
Teacher: Don’t say “I is.” Say “I am”.
Jeremy: Okay. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
老师：Jeremy, 请用“I”造个句。
Jeremy：I is…..
老师：不要说 “I is”, 要说“I am”.
Jeremy：好，我是字母表里第9个字母。

A.B.---- The degree a college graduate receives before he goes out in the world to learn the rest of the alphabet.

A.B.——大学毕业生在步入社会学习其它字母前学到的东西。

注：A.B.：初级知识；art of bachelor：学士学位。意思是“大学毕业了刚学了两个字母。