Airline

Airline Virus
You're in Dallas, but your luggage is in Singapore.
飞机航线病毒：
你在达拉斯，可你的行李在新加坡。
注：航空公司管理混乱，象染了病毒一样。

Airline Pilot (to passengers): Folks, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that we seem to be lost. The good news is, we’re ahead of schedule!
航空飞行员（对乘客说）：朋友们，我有好消息，也有坏消息。坏消息是我们好象迷路了，好消息是我们提前了。