We need relevant writers that can make us relevant again. Is there anyone dead we can revive?
我们需要目的明确的作家，可以让我们再次成为焦点。有没有我们能救活的死人？
Maybe, but he's not dead. Who? Harris Shaw.
也许吧，但他没死。谁？哈里斯·肖。
He's dead! Bugger off!
他死了！别再打扰我了！
Let's try again.
让我们再试一次。
Really? I mean he said... probably...
真的吗？可是他说了....
Did you know he shot his last assistant because he mistook him for a bear? How is that even possible?
你知道他射杀了他的上一个助手吗，因为他把助手当成了熊？这怎么可能？
I don't believe that... You can't believe everything.
我不相信...你不能什么都信的。
Oh!! We're not bears! We're not bears!
哦！！我们不是熊！我们不是熊！
We as Danbridge publishing believe that is your signature, so you owe us a book.
我们丹布里奇出版社认为这是你的签名，所以你欠我们一本书。
Shut up! Oh my god...
闭嘴！哦，我的上帝...
Anything you want to show me?
有什么要给我看的吗？
Your pound of flesh. I won't do the bloody tour!
你这个要求合法，却不合理。我才不去巡演呢！
Do the tour or I edit the book, those are your choices.
要么去巡演，要么我来编辑这本书，你自己选。
This is a book tour, why don't I read something! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
这是巡回售书，让我来读点什么吧！废话，废话，全是废话。

No one's interested in the book, they're interested in this freak show.
没人对这本书感兴趣，他们只对这个怪咖秀感兴趣。
This man is the book reviewer for The Times.
这个人是《泰晤士报》的书评人。
I don't like book critics.
我不喜欢书评。
And I found it totally pessimistic.
我觉得这太悲观了。
You're all bullshit!
你们都是垃圾！
It is not selling, okay? No one is buying it!
这不是在卖，好吗？根本没人买！
I can't get him to do anything. All I am to him is his driver and his Scotch Sherpa.
我没法让他做任何事。我只是他的司机和他的搬运工。
Do you want to buy a book?
你想买本书吗？
You want to know what I think? Times have changed.
你想知道我怎么想吗？时代已经变了。
How a book is released today has become just as meaningful as its content.
在今天，一本书的发行方式和它的内容一样有意义。
Eden was gone, no longer within reach, god was done with mistakes.
伊甸园已经消失，不再触手可及，上帝犯了错误。
That was too melodramatic.
那太夸张了。
You vanquished my fears and for that I am forever grateful.
你克服了我的恐惧，为此我永远感激你。
He's nuts isn't he? I know!
他疯了，不是吗？我知道！
Mr Shaw, what is your book about?
肖先生，你的书是关于什么的？
Be brave, be truthful, even the worst of us get lucky.
勇敢一点，诚实一点，这样我们当中最糟的人也会变得超幸运。
Somehow you have over 20 000 followers.
不知何故，你有超过2万名粉丝了。
Christ had followers, it didn't end well for him.
基督有追随者，但他的结局并不好。
The Bible was a bestseller, wasn't it?
可是圣经很畅销，不是吗？