This is our second day back at work here at our studio.

今天这是我们回到演播室工作的第二天

And we have a lot of new safety measures in place. Some of them are I don't even understand.

我们有很多新的安全措施 有些甚至是我不太理解的

Something like you can't have water on your desk anymore. It's a real one.

比如说不能把水放在桌子上 这个是真的有的

We have this building divided into zones. We have zone A, B, and C.

这栋楼被分成了几个区域 A区 B区 C区

We've got plastic like shields everywhere. It's kind of crazy.

到处都是像盾牌一样的塑料 整的跟真的似的

So we decided to have some fun with our staff on the first day back.

所以我们决定在返工的第一天和员工们开开玩笑

Yesterday we set up hidden cameras at the entrance to our building.

昨天我们在大楼入口处安装了隐蔽摄像头

We hired an actor to pose as our new health and safety officer.

我们雇了一个演员来扮演我们的新的健康安全员

And we tested the patience of our unsuspecting co-workers.

我们顺带还测试了那些单纯的同事们的耐心

What's your name in your call time?

你叫什么名字？上班时间几点？

Uh, Alec. At nine o'clock.

亚历克 9点

What do you do here?

你在这里做什么？

I'm the stage manager.

我是舞台监督

Oh, wow. Um, what does that entail?

哦 哇哦 都做些什么工作？

Uh, kind of managing the stage.

呃 就是监督舞台什么的

Oh, okay. Have you had diarrhea in the last six months?

哦 好的 过去的六个月里你有腹泻吗？

That's a random question. It's possible. But I don't recollect it.

这个问题还挺随机 大概有吧 我不记得了

These questions seem random. But they're not.

这些问题看似随机 但并不随机

Hello, did you get this?

哈喽 你做这个了吗

What?

啥呀

Yes, I did. I'm sure I did. And I filled it all out and i'm good.

嗯 我做了 我敢肯定我做了 我都填了 我没问题

So have you?

所以有吗？

I mean, there's more solid ones and less solid ones.

嗯 有干的也有不那么干的

Lift up your shirt real quick. It's the tummy temperature.

快速把T恤撩起来一下 要看一下肚子的温度

And what is your name and call time?

你叫什么名字？上班时间几点？

Guillarmo Rodriguez.

吉列尔莫·罗德里格斯

Can you list your duties on the show please?

能说一下你在节目里主要负责什么吗

I'm with Jimmy. I talk to everybody. I'm in air TV. I talk to everybody.

我和吉米一起的 和大家聊天 就是在现场 和大家聊天

Can you be more specific?

能更具体一些吗

What do you do here?

你在这里做什么？

I'm the teleprompter guy.

我是提词器人员

Oh, sounds like a very fun job.

哦 听起来很有趣的样子

Uh, it's stressful but fine.

呃 压力很大 不过还好

Um, any tips for breaking in? I'm doing online film school right now.

有什么入侵的窍门吗 我现在在做在线电影学校

Yeah, don't.

嗯 不要

Don't break in. Oh, okay.

不要入侵 哦 好的

There's anything else you can think of to do that'll make you happy do it?

你能不能找点儿其它的让你开心的事情去做

Wow.

哇哦

All right. I gotta go set up.

好吧 我得去准备了

Thanks welcome back. Get a haircut, your hippie.

谢谢 欢迎回来 嬉皮士 你可剪剪头吧

Can you describe your sneeze the style of it?

你能描述一下你打喷嚏的方式吗

Just normal sneeze. Nothing crazy. Just average.

就是正常的打喷嚏 不夸张 就是正常的

Not large projectile?

不是那种炮弹似的吗

No.

不是

Do me a favor. Can you just take three steps back?

帮个忙 你能不能往后退三步

Sure. Okay.

当然 好了

Show me your sneeze.

请展示一下你的喷嚏

Just pretend sneeze.

就是假装打一下

That's it.

就是这样

Yeah.

嗯

Okay, that's no problem. Come on back.

好的 没有问题 回来吧

I don't think i've ever had a strong sneeze.

我觉得我没有打过大的喷嚏

How many times have you had diarrhea in the past six months?

过去六个月里你拉过几次肚子？

Over a year.

一年多

Okay, we take three steps back.

好的 往后退三步

And just show me what it was like when the last time you had diarrhea?

展示一下你上次拉肚子的时候是什么样子

What it was like?

什么样子？

Yeah.

是的

Only group A can use the bathrooms until 2 p.m.

A组只能在下午2点之后用厕所

So I have to wait to until 2 p.m. to go to the bathroom.

所以我得等到下午2点才能上厕所？

You're in zone A, right?

你是A组的是吧

Yes.

是的

Yeah. 2 pm.

嗯 2点

Yeah. I don't know if like that's six hours right?

嗯 我不太确定 我还得等6个小时是吗

Do you need like an empty gatorade bottle or something like that?

你需要空的佳得乐瓶子之类的东西吗

No.

不不

Okay. I'm sure you'll be fine.

好的 相信你没问题的

Uh, let's do another question.

呃 咱们进入下一个问题