失败的婚礼
日期:2020-02-26 09:58

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Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite #WeddingFail responses from you guys.

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下面,和大家分享一些我最喜欢的“婚礼失败”标签mz.H-k8W9vuj

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This first one is from @cjdoran11. She says, One of our friend was dancing with a middle-age friend of the family.

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第一个来自@cjdoran11,她说一个朋友和另外一个中年朋友跳舞dPaBc=^7%CW+][H&C

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He tied his tie around her head. When he pulled it off, her wig came off with it. Oops.

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他将领带环绕在她的头上,当他将领带拿走时,她的假头套掉了下来,哦哦0]~Q&2YIa0+t*7.;Hb

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This one's from Hannah Sivongsak. Sah-ven-ock. Hannah Sah-ven-ock. Hannah Sah-ven-ock.

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这个来自汉娜·斯凡那克,赛凡娜,汉娜·赛凡娜,汉娜·赛凡娜siX^=QW&eJo|TgXp3Y5L

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She says, My husband is not a drinker, but decided to do vodka shot with practically everyone at the wedding.

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她说我的丈夫不是酒鬼,但他决定和婚礼现场的每一个人喝伏特加dEi1Li,9u]BNPmIl.uA

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He needed to be brought up to the hotel room on a luggage cart.

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他需要用行李推车来将他送到酒店房间Sxh)aH_)LDYZ,;Z

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Oh, wow! That's bad. I got a lotta baggage, baby. This one's from @GabiBracco.

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哦哦,太糟糕了,我有很多行李哦,兄弟,这个来自@GabiBraccofYRJP9ckvVGu6;+Y

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She says, The DJ played the wrong song for the couple's first dance. Instead of the U2 track they asked for,

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她说现场DJ为夫妻的第一舞曲播放了错误的音乐,本来他们要求是U2的音乐,

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he played I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For. No, he has! No!

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但他播放的是“我还没找到我要找的东西”,不不,真的错了aNFSFuj.9,,6YI

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They found what they're looking for. Please shut this off. Oh, my God.

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他们找到了要找的东西,请关闭,老天啊Cf^9o,tUT[5Y

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This one's from @clarac91. She says, My black dress ripped at a wedding and I used a black Sharpie to color in my thigh so you couldn't tell.

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这个来自@clarac91,她说我的黑色裙子在婚礼上撕开了,我用黑色的三福笔在大腿上涂颜色,这样就看不出来了;Ci97X~M91Mg.KmY9Hh

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Yeah! No, that's called thinkin'. I have a feeling that you could still tell. Well.

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没错,不,这叫作“思考”,我有感觉你还会看出来,好吧tpNrTn1JrZxpi

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This one's from @AnnieHowington. She said, Our photographer photoshopped Jesu into our wedding photo.

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这个来自@AnnieHowington,她说我们的照相师在我们的婚礼照片上拍摄到了耶稣yote]CfDSf4=+cDa

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Look at this. I mean, we're religious, but we didn't witness a miracle. I mean, yeah.

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来看看,我的意思是,我们信仰宗教,但我们没有见证过奇迹,我的意思是.....

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Can you believe this? Yeah. And the wedding never ran out of wine. No. It was unbelievable.

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你真的相信吗?没错,婚礼上的红酒绝对不会少,不,这难以置信&A4d0reST+7,bW

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This one's from @EtEs97. She said, We requested a bus to transport the seniors in the family to the venue.

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这个来自@EtEs97,她说我们要求让公交运送家里的老人去现场A7LrI!%h|(c)1P

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It showed up fully loaded with a stripper pole and disco lights.

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但公交上装满了脱衣舞钢管和迪斯科灯管BBzFPJ&#iFWoE(1]o7CP

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Alright, there! Here we go. Here comes Alum! Next up, Metamucil! Ensure! AARP!

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哦哦,好吧,先是明矾,接下来是美达施,Ensure老年人奶粉,美国退休人员协会jA&go,6pN6~6FlU5

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Can't think of another one I was looking over there. Yeah. Try it again. Try it again. Yeah. Do one more.

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想不到另外一个了,我在看那边,好吧,再来一次,再来一次,再来一个DmNgK85L,sS

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Me? Yeah, you. Okay. Give it up for...false teeth

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我吗?没错,掌声送给假牙,nUz0]X8|4V2#!

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Do you have another one? I can't think of another... Another elderly product? Yeah. Ovaltine?

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还有别的吗?想不到别的了,另外一个老人产品?阿华田?

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Geritol's good. Give it up for Geritol. Oh, Geritol's a good one. Geritol's good.

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Geritol营养品不错,掌声送给Geritol,Geritol这个很好,Geritol不错的5BLc=*Zcy*g.^JR

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Put your hands together for..Geritol! Oh, the tennis balls are off. The tennis balls are off!

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掌声送给Geritol!哦,网球掉了,网球掉了!

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Here comes Centrum Silver! Yeah! This last one is from @thebaziness.

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下面是善存片,没错,最后一个来自@thebazinessI=;;5(Vc%Y(&H

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He says, I tried to re-create the lift from 'Dirty Dancing.' I cracked my wife's rib.

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他说,我尝试着重新创造《辣身舞》的飞天舞,我把妻子的肋骨给弄碎了tM7=Z3#Fehsvhd-)

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There you have it, those are the Tonight Show hashtags.

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就这么多,这就是今天的标签节目D%xA)lc27[)+yF

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