Well, you guys, everyone is still talking about the situation overseas.
朋友们，人们还在谈论着海外的情况(=fVn-OX9l#gT-+=(s7。
Tensions are high, both sides are upset. No one knows what's coming.
紧张状况激增，两边都感到不安，没人知道接下来会发生什么%;szZNm;Q;*。
Of course, I'm talking about Harry, Meghan, and the royal family. That's right.
当然，我们在谈论的是哈利和梅根，皇室，没错_3gf;%+67Wl~RfV。
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are stepping back from their roles, and they actually made the announcement on Instagram.
哈利王子和梅根退出皇室家族，他们实际上是在Instagram上发表了该声明H@NrZ|!EK4Cg1pV。
Yeah, you could tell the Queen was surprised. Check out her comment. Yeah.
没错，你可以知道女王非常惊讶，来看看她的评论，没错s_0qX3v#ZQJx&k+t3HV@。
Speaking of the royals, I want to say happy birthday to Kate Middleton.
说到皇室，我非常想说凯特生日快乐Cn5GZkH5|Bx(KXL。
Of course, Kate goes by the Duchess of Cambridge, along with her new title from the Queen, the one who is still in the will.
当然，凯特的名字是剑桥公爵，还有女王的新头衔，这个头衔还在那人的遗嘱里0vs~=~MfT=igR2U0。
Well, back in Washington, President Trump was speaking at the White House
回到华盛顿方面，小特总统在白宫发表讲话，
and he suggested a new name for NATO that includes the Middle East. Take a look at this.
他建议给宇航局一个新名字，包括中东的名字，来看看YQ4.e9|PG^fjx。
And I actually had a name NATO, right? And then you have M.E., Middle East.
我们其实有一个名字，叫宇航局对吗？然后是ME，代表中东的意思t@b0Y]V-KRc!oeCyCh。
You'll call it NATO-ME. I said, what a beautiful name. NATO-ME. I'm good at names.
我们可以称之为宇航局-中东，这是个多美的名字，宇航局-中东，我很擅长起名字FhiOd*a.4t。
What? God. Trump was like, NATO-ME. It's named after my favorite actress...Nato-me Watts.
啥？天啊，小特在说宇航局-中东，这是以我最喜欢的女演员命名的，宇航局-中东·瓦茨^Xf;&+(H*ze1hC。
This morning, Trump got some attention for tweeting, Stock market at all-time high. How are your 409(k)s doing?
今天早上，小特因为推特而引起了关注，股票市场达到史上最高点，你的409k退休计划如何了？

409. How are your 409(k)s? He later bragged that the stock market kills 99.9% of bacteria and viruses.
409k退休计划如何了？他随后吹捧到股票市场杀死了99.9%的细菌和病毒T[Q]=c9d~m2。
Some entertainment news...earlier tonight it was round three of Jeopardy's Greatest of All Time tournament.
一些娱乐新闻，今晚早些时候将是时尚最火爆的Jeopardy智利竞赛的第三轮m5kS[;**#!VrObGOs,@。
It was a strange night of TV on ABC. It started off with an hour of Jeopardy! followed by a two-hour special on Jeffrey Epstein.
ABC的晚间节目都很奇怪，先是一个小时的Jeopardy智力节目，然后是两个小时的杰弗里·爱泼斯坦的特别节目，
The night went from, Kids come in and learn something to Kids, got out of the room now! Get out!
晚上就是这样的，孩子来过来学点东西，到孩子出去，赶快出去，滚！
Guys, this is going viral. Kim Kardashian posted a video online where she gave a tour of her refrigerator.
朋友们，这个很火爆，金·卡戴珊公布了网络视频，她带大家参观了一下她的冰箱)z+^L3.sp1。
A lot of people are shocked at how big it is. Take a look.
许多人对巨型冰箱惊讶不已，来看看L6Ck=A8#j(EL。
I have a walk-in refrigerator where we keep all of our fresh organic produce.
我有一个无需预约的冰箱，将所有的新鲜有机产品放在里面Q88,7[1|p-!];~j。
New Yorkers saw that and were like, That's not a fridge. That's a three-bedroom apartment.
纽约客看到后说，这不是冰箱，这是一个三居室住宅!C(&=9@vfLP57。
In New York City, that's a three-bedroom...Wow! Her fridge is so big,
在纽约，这是一个三居室，哦哦，她的冰箱超大，
that's where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are moving. Really?
这也是哈里王子和梅根移居的地方，真的吗？
Look at the size of that thing. She must have a huge 409(k).
看看东西的尺寸呀，她一定有一个巨型的409(k)退休计划HWnPVuGVq^Q8。
Finally, I read about a White Claw factory that's opening in Arizona. Or as...
最后，我听说亚利桑那有了白爪工厂，或者说...
Or as students at Arizona Stat are calling it, church. Guys, we have a great show.
就像亚利桑那学生所说的，教堂，朋友们，今晚的节目很精彩N*;)PzXBu^jZ2^v7]。