(单词翻译:单击)
Halloween's only two days away.
还有两天就是万圣节了。
A lot of people are asking me, are you going to do the thing
有很多人问我，今年是否有同样的活动：
the parents pretend to eat their kid's Halloween candy.
父母假装吃了孩子们的万圣节糖果。
And yes of course we're going to do it again.
当然，我们今年还会继续做这个活动。
This probably my most cherished holiday tradition.
可能这是我最喜欢的节日传统。
We get thousands of videos and every year we willow them down to the best, the best,
我们每年都收到数千条视频，筛选出最好的视频，
Some kids get mad.
有一些孩子发疯了。
I ate all your candy.
我吃了你所有的糖果。
Why?
为什么？
Because it was good.
因为这些糖果太好吃了。
You ruined my life!
你毁了我的生活。
Some kids get madder.
一些孩子变得更加疯狂。
I ate it all.
我吃了所有的糖果。
Here, there's a couple pieces left in there.
这里，还有一些剩下的。
And some hit back in an emotional way.
一些小孩从情感方面反击。
I'm so sorry, but I ate your candy, all gone.
太对不起，我吃了你的糖果，所有的糖果。
Yep, I don't love you anymore.
好吧，我不再爱你了。
So here we go again.
所以今年我们继续做这个活动。
This is your official invitation to take part in our Ninth Annual Halloween candy youtube challenge,
我在这里正式邀请各位参加我们的第九届年度万圣节糖果youtube视频挑战，
tell your kids you ate their candy, not some of it, all of it.
骗你们的小孩，说你吃了他们的糖果，不是吃了一些，是全部。
Make a video and post it to youtube with the title:
把他们的反应拍成视频并发布到youtube上，标题格式为：
#hey, Jimmy Kimmel, I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy,
#嘿，吉米，我告诉我的小孩，我吃了他所有的万圣节糖果，
and then look out for messages on your youtube account,
然后查看你的youtube账户是否收到消息，
you get messages there, check those, we'll put our favorite on the show,
你查看消息，然后我们会把最喜欢的视频整理出来，
next week and that will be great that will be fun for everyone, other than the kids.
下周每个人将看到非常好玩的视频，只有孩子们不这么想。
