So, whenever I need a pick-me-up, I go to my main source of spiritual strength.
无论什么时候我需要提神，我都会去寻找精神的力量PT(%Y_.x*.wMO4QevcW。
It's inspirational quotes that your annoying friend posted on Instagram.
那就是你烦人的朋友在Instagram上发的激励人的话语EM26uJw5wU。
Folks, it's time for a brand-spanking-new segment called #Blessed, #Inspired. #Blessed, #Inspired.
朋友们，又到了新环节，名叫“祝福与激励”，“祝福与激励”环节2tY^8Q%FE%]7z=WNq(q。
Our first inspirational quote is...Nothing is impossible. Except for putting a USB cable in the right way on the first try.
我们的第一个激励语是，没有不可能，除了第一次尝试用正确的方法放USB线s+uyn+%rpFhr(。
That is actually impossible. That is actually... Ugh. I broke it.
这基本上是不可能的，这基本上，我弄坏了d|M,B7@tcio)^OXc;76r。
Yeah. Here's another one, here. We don't remember days. We remember moments.
来看看下一个，我们不会记得日子，但我们记得那个时刻slqUL^]_T*7Qz59。
Like the moment when you finally paid me back for the lunch I bought you last week, Sheryl
比如你终于为我上周请你吃的午餐付钱的时刻，雪莉*BR6~G]vk4sr0U*。
Here's one. Here's one right here. Keep going. You're almost there.
来看看下一个，下一个是继续走，你马上到了=dcH,5zR]FoqKw&。
Actually it turns out there's construction up ahead. Google Maps just added 40 minutes to your travel time.
但其实前方正在施工，谷歌地图将你的旅行时间增加了40分钟(DDO1v.lysNI3A。
Another 40 minutes. Put on a podcast. I don't know. Come on. What are you gonna do, man?
另外40分钟，听一听播客吧，我不知道，你会怎么做呢兄弟？
Here's another one. Don't rain on someone's parade.
下一个看看，不要让别人扫兴,NcGMh|j9B。
If you really want to ruin a parade, give the clowns bath salts. Yeah.
如果你真的想让别人扫兴，给这些小丑浴盐，耶耶y3-lA@Z+x~ow3XY。

I'm gonna eat your face! Whoa-ho! I'm gonna eat your face! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
我会吃了你的脸，哦哦，我会吃了你的脸，哦哦哦l!7l~UymmPiGXU6c。
There's 40 of us in this car. We're a walking nightmare. There was 41! Huh-heh-ha-ha. We ate him!
这个车里有40个人，我们是行走的噩梦，其实是41个人，呵呵呵，我们会吃了他.xd@d7f+vM=0qLu9S。
We're down to our last quote. Aww. It says...
来看看最后一个，哦哦，是这么说的...
A majority of the crowd wer psyched that we're at our last. Yeah. The majority or the crowd were happy.
多数观众很高兴迎来了最后一个，多数观众是很高兴的，没错)s5cPUvcy7hK#h,|1。
Happy it was over. Yeah. Three people. Three cat lovers were not psyched. Here we go. We're down to our last quote.
很高兴结束了，没错，三个人，三个爱猫人士不高兴，来看看，最后一个句子4f6z!1I9L+h。
Still not all the audience. It goes up. You notice? That one went AwwWWW!
仍然不是所有观众，上升了，你注意了吗？他们是这样的..啊啊啊啊J7MOiioOvWUN。
I think it's...Hold on a second. Is this...What's he doing? Hey. Control room? Yeah.
我认为，等一下，他在干啥？你好，控制室吗？没错E%mA^yE1D-@EC。
Is this the last one? Yeah, it is. Are you sure you want it to be last one?
这是最后一个？没错，你确定这是最后一个？
Yeah. I want to do this one. All right. Talk to you later Okay. Hey. Hey. Do me a favor.
没错，我希望完成这个，好吧，以后聊，好吧，嗨嗨，帮我一个忙6v9p-e_Jxa*3FKW9*g+。
What's up? Don't be a Negative Norbert. Hey, wait! We're down to our last quote, you guys.
啥事？不要成为否定的诺伯特，嗨，等一下，我们进入最后一个朋友们RYIcZ37IGIz。
I want to do more. It's just the suits upstairs. They want me to...
我希望说更多，但就是楼上的《金牌律师》，他们希望我...
You want to do like a thousand of these. Yeah. Here you go. It says...Children are the future.
你愿意做一千个这样的，来看看，上面说孩子是未来-H](W#ya-lcz&)IT。
Just not your children. That's all the time we hav for #Blessed, #Inspired.
但不是你的孩子，这就是以上所有的“祝福与激励”环节C%Xhs);v=F。