Hey, show me those pictures you have really quick. Oh. Cause I know you know all the NBA players.
嘿，快给我看看你的那些照片呗M%]Ph-%!aIE5qZS!2。哦PPr^HBqf;,~*Ts。因为我知道你认识所有的NBA球员L;)F@RPqbUR]sy_!5。
It's NBA time, so I figured I would bring... And since it is NBA, and tell me... This is me and my closest friends. Tell me who we got in here.
现在是NBA时间，因此我觉得我带来……既然是NBA时间，告诉我……这是我和我的密友们9)7KflHe2v*u4zr。告诉我这里面都有谁=aKLAWl9NNGFvK4EAa5Q。
This is, that's me. And that's LeBron, and D-Wade.
这是我，那是勒布朗，还有韦德M%x;S!190+4jEO。
Oh, wow, that's a good one. The other way. I'm sorry. I'm the worst.
哦，哇，这张不错g)!#Doo()stqCx|(1。倒过来m;z4,Hc]Lvvf6M5*vI。不好意思，我太差劲了Tx23~rFenue。
That's me and my close friend Dwight Howard, man.
这是我和我的密友德怀特·霍华德QbETa3&2Ni。
We were at the MTV Movie Awards having a blast. This is you and...
我们当时在MTV电影大奖颁奖现场上玩得很嗨#n.(buwn5#o8JQ。这是你和……
Oh, my god, I remember that. That's when me and Dwight were telling this joke and I was like, you don't get it.
我的天哪，我想起这张照片来了X-|_.M5DmeG0farN。这是我和德怀特在互相讲笑话的时候，我说，你没懂笑点PN@~,e44;saH,Xl_Ud]n。

And he was like, I get it. Haha, I love you, Dwight. Oh, my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
他说，我懂vJw_SL31f|P#。哈哈，德怀特，你是我的最爱v!+z^]!=z~TUSt(KQ7。我的天哪，是的，是这样的，就是这样gC((5])k(E4N)^GpQx7M。
This is when I met Shaq's family. That's Shaq and his family was back stage.
这是我跟大鲨鱼（奥尼尔的绰号）一家人见面的时候*lHFPw7lD3B=[q1@fkQ。这是大鲨鱼，他的家人在后台okJ0~)~e=s2@OJoj|。
That was a good day, man. Yeah, it looks like it. Yeah.
那天过得很开心Ezx|vonv7CQXc=。是啊，看得出来啊W6YL^_He-q#DO3z.H)xD。对的V!Q@jmFwiC0n。
Kevin Hart. "Night School" opens in theaters September 28.
凯文·哈特U00hn5I7Hd0;。电影《夜校》9月28日在各大影院上映Q*Ka8l]X4b1。
"TKO, Total Knock Out" July 11 on CBS.
真人秀《一击必中》7月11日在哥伦比亚广播公司播出Ii3RFjrOsJ_w8.-l。
Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. An evil wizard has trapped me inside this YouTube video. Click "Subscribe" to help me escape.
嗨，我是吉米·鸡毛_yZZ,)*k!Kn。一位邪恶的巫师把我困在这个油管视频里了K&B#(9o8z+A.&*8^@s-V。点击“订阅”按钮来助我逃脱吧TBZJo.q)njA0Uj,#I7。