And one more thing, on Monday night I issued a challenge to the parents of America.
还有一件事，周一晚上，我向美国的家长们发起了一项挑战Oec~0sf0Iw。
I asked parents to pretend they ate all their kids' Halloween candy
我请求他们假装吃光了孩子们的万圣节糖果
and videotape that and post it to Youtube under the heading "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy."
并拍下来，然后上传到YouTube上，加上《嘿，吉米·鸡毛SQ.#0tf)7rFn*ctE3k。我告诉我娃我吃光了他们的万圣节糖果》这个标题7(9jPiL%sah0@*0L;C~&。
And a lot of people did. And I guess I didn't expect so much crying.
很多家长都这样做了9s&|FgBIAvPpD(-W。但我没想到有那么多的孩子哭了Z5K|ds%m+!ZUOo。
I kinda thought the kids would be mad, just mad. Almost every one of them cries.
我还以为孩子们只会生生气而已;bZDsg2@LR96F4!=@^。结果几乎所有人都哭了Z.(Kl@s2C;ql-B1。
But to those children whose tears are about to be immortalized on television, I apologize in advance.
但对于那些将永存于电视上的孩子们的泪水，我提前道个歉#gzM!8V&MYNIHy。
Let me tell you what happened to your candy, Blake. I ate it all. Noooo. I ate yours too, Allen.
布雷克，我来告诉你你的糖果哪去了ny_*UVgVdd。我全吃掉了y8DyFnP=[w。不要啊LiPp&d*lia。艾伦，你的也“葬身”我腹b,t&e51r7zzJ(-*D[。
Me and mommy ate it last night when you were asleep.
我和你妈昨晚趁你睡觉的时候吃的)+o9JO=XBg=L[7Kj+。
I ate all your Halloween candy last night.
我昨晚吃光了你的万圣节糖果o+6vsE=gz@UqFKj%S@。
Daddy, where is the candy? What candy? Daddy!
爹地，糖果放哪了？什么糖果？爹地！
I think I ate all your candy. No. No. I'm so sorry. No.
我想我吃光了你的糖果OG[%BCVI3=C~kv。不要啊！我很抱歉PYrK=!tQ8)grT(a9DQ,。不要啊！
I tricked you, dad didn't eat all your candy. I tricked you.
我骗你的，你爸没有吃光你的糖果8B.QD-9keE8#j。你被我骗了uegX%nM2Pm[Zut。
I'm very, very sorry, Rachel. I ate all your Halloween candy. How much was it?
瑞秋，真的很很抱歉tRD%QaoKjJZXQJ。我吃光了你的万圣节糖果6+blR|Jk;eG*-]gqk*%6。有多少来着？
Oh, Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry. You know I like candy, Rachel. Do you still love me?
噢，噢，瑞秋，很抱歉-t6d_%]Jt*On.[-。瑞秋，你知道我喜欢吃糖的，你还爱我吗？

Sorry, I ate all the candy. What?
抱歉，我把糖果全吃了Af_PW~JN|[(%U+oPnu#g。神马？
Mike, I'm so sorry. It's just, I'm pregnant and I get really hungry and I ate all of it.
麦克，我很抱歉UZIIu^Hl~CV。我怀孕了，我的肚子饿得不行，所以我把它全吃了vqRc[l9~0+A3i7qM)G~J。
There you go. You didn't eat all the candy. Happy Halloween, Jimmy.
又来了吧，你没有吃光糖果p8QaO][8N&D-。吉米，万圣节快乐！
Can I please get more candy? I ate them last night, I took them to work with me. Why'd you do that?! Why?!
我能再吃些糖吗？我昨晚都吃完了，我把它们带到了上班的地方P%ZYL(R3][9iC,Y。你怎么可以这样做！为什么？！！！
Last night, we stayed up and we ate all your candies. Are you guys OK with that? No. Why? No.
我们昨晚熬夜了，我们吃光了你的糖H1IPQTkIJrbw。你们没什么意见吧？有意见6]A[QeCF^ExWNPeLuy。为什么啊？不能吃u|Y1P,IfqUM。
Annie. Calm down, Annie. Dad, you are ugly!
安妮~DLQaZ0PLN4。冷静点，安妮hSC#3[_x*QyCP。爸爸，你这个丑八怪！
I ate all your candy. You have no more Halloween candy left. What? She ate it. What the heck! Mom.
我吃光了你的糖果S=Rk7xYR5(wdD;!Hl,gX。你的万圣节糖果一颗都不剩了jNUQAq5+|2M]S&;7LO。神马！她吃了z2n+.5Ak4Q;。搞什么嘛)KFG1&K-@LGUktRq-mA。麻麻nYnm#XH&uESk5e。
Don't you guys think you ate enough candy last night? No, I only had like one bite of the candy, are you serious? You have to ask?
你俩不觉得昨晚吃得够多了吗？不觉得，我好像只吃了一颗糖，你是在逗我吗？这你还用得着问？
Oh, good for you, now you're probably gonna get a bellyache.
噢，真有你的，你现在可能要肚子痛了吧61r.#+GDd)bE%x=dVT。
That's why you shouldn't eat so much candy. Mom, that's two.
这就是为什么你不该吃那么多的糖,CfFpJ1,%5cLad。妈，那可是俩啊？
Two what? Two bags of candy. Two plus two is, two plus two is equals five. Equals four. Jake, you were so close.
俩什么？两袋糖果啊a|&QA1GLEq.AEV0=UMag。2加2是，2加2等于5Ug]El47vg.Gd&dN&Ter1。等于4@E)]zJEKZxk。杰克，你差点就算对了oZhs&NI^0WSmpF|E*|SP。
Did you see how much I had? I went to a lot of houses.
你看到我吃了多少吗？我去了很多人的家里才搞到的IG[92A(yV%XB36。
I know, I ate it all. It tasted so good, especially the Peanut Butter Cups. Oh, you sneaky mom!
我知道，我把它们全吃了PO0Yq!2Pm;a0+。真的好吃极了，尤其是那个花生酱杯糖YurllAnWoVx0z)bEc~。哦，你这个狡诈的麻麻！
Haha, alright, Thanks to all the sneaky moms and sneaky dads. Kids are very unstable.
哈哈，好了，感谢所有狡诈的麻麻和狡诈的大大mFy4G5qEeAy。孩子们的情绪真的很不稳定啊f@pA4ZX~5zdd)4otg5BC。